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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Hang Up And Pee
A few words about airport bathroom etiquette. Please don't talk on your phone while standing next to me at the urinal. Unless you're Larry Craig, the airport bathroom is not the place to close the deal. Yes, I understand you use a Bluetooth ear piece thereby allowing the use of both hands to conduct your urinary business, but you know what? That still doesn't make it okay. It's my opinion that 99% of Bluetooth users are not important enough to neccesitate the use of the device in the first place. Especially not in the can.

Speaking of urinals, I tend to be a stall man myself, but have been known to use the urinal on occasion. When I do I usually go to one of the far end units. Please, please, please don't sidle up next to me when we're the only two in the entire place. There are usually 7 to 10 urinals on a given wall. You do your business down there, I'll do mine right here. That is all.

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